MEN TALK TOOO MUCH!

Bar hopping, scouting, going on the prowl in hopes of finding The One, is what all my friends do. We have a special place our "Cheers" bar, where we all know each other way too well to date. However, most of us have dated, or slept with each other in the past. We usually hit the "Cheers" bars for Happy Hour. During Happy Hour we find out the latest, newest & best places to hang out. We also catch up on the latest gossip.

Men are the best gossips. They know all the shit on everyone, both good & bad. They know who's screwing who, who's available, who's not, who did what to who & when & where. Men talk too much! Especially when you feed them liquor. Crown Royal is especially affective.

A new guy has been hanging out at our "Cheers". New Guy is lookin' good. Tall, suntanned, buff, sandy hair. Has all of his teeth & dresses nice too.

My gf, Bev is hot for him. First I ask Carol about him. She's fucked everybody. But not this time. Nope she actually doesn't know him. Whoa that's a first! New Guy has been in here twice & Carol doesn't know him? I find this hard to believe & can't wait to tell all my gfs.

If Carol doesn't know about New Guy then surely the men do. Especially Gary & Gary really likes Crown.

"Hey Gar, what's up?" I say as I approach him with a double Crown & Coke. "Here you go bro I think I owe you one." He reaches for the drink with the "life is good & she's gonna fuck me tonight" grin on his face. No he isn't, no I'm not!

"So baby, what's the scoop with you", I ask. Gary goes into a long drawn out speech about his job. He hates his job, but is too close to retire to quit now. I sympathize with him. Order another Crown. Then change the subject. "What's the story on the new guy", I ask pointing toward New Guy's direction.

Gary says, "you know him, that's Bill". "He's my mail man." Duh! I don't live in Gary's neighborhood, so how would I know. But that's a good sign, shows ole Gar is getting drunk & ready to talk. "So what's the scoop on Bill?" I ask. "Well," Gary says, "he was a livin with sum gal, had been for bout 7+ years, bout 6 months ago they parted ways. He says he's a thinkin bout datin again." "Oh really" I say. Gary goes pee, I order him another Crown, run over & tell Bev what I have learned.

"How about introducing Bill to Bev?" I ask Gary. "Sure" he says. I call Bev over he calls Bill over, the two are introduced.

I spend the next hour or so working the room. Talking & gossiping, finding out the latest scoop from everyone. All the while keeping an eye on Bev & Bill. They have moved to a corner table, just the two of them. I sneak a peek of them sharing a laugh. Bev throws her head back & lets out a good size chuckle. Bill brushes Bev's hair away from her face. Oh yeah they are liking each other!

We girls take a potty break. Bev is all excited. Bill is sooo nice, has a good job, is in the process of building a new home, has a boat, asked for her tele number, yada yada yada. Life is good. Bev is gleaming, Oh shit, he may just be The One. Lucky you!

About eight, Happy Hour is over so we head for the door. I look around to see where Gary is so I can say bye to him. He & Bill are walking out of the bathroom. Gary is laughing his ass off, snorting, with tears running down his face. Laughing so hard he can hardly walk.

He pulls me off to a quiet corner. "Man you aren't a gona believe this", Gary slurs & cracks up laughing again. "Ole Bill is hung like a light switch. Yep his pecker is soooo small, it's like even smaller than my little finger & it's skinny too!" "Shit", I say as I take off running to catch up with Bev.