One Night Stands

Sexual freedom is just as popular now as it was in the 80's. People go on the prowl looking to find a new Significant Other. Or sometimes, just to hook up for the night. I have never had a one-night-stand. My girl friends have! They tell stories about this one & that one, who did what, who was good in bed, who has a big package, who needs toys, yada yada yada.

This amazes me! They are way past the feeling guilty stage. It has now become an "oh well, it was fun" phase. I just can't do it! They laugh at me & insist I try it just once. Then laugh again & say once is just not enough. They say the first time is just plain ole embarrassing, the second time is an "oh shit I can't believe I did this again", the third time is "wow this is fun". After that there is no thought process you just do it to do it.

The stories they tell are hilarious. One girl friend will start "I went to Happy Hour yesterday. I met the cutest guy, in his early 30's. He said his first sexual experience was with his 40+ neighbor when he was 16. After that he was hooked on older women." She then went on to say the two of them went to her place & had "wild monkey sex". She went into details about the size of his package, the different positions they did, how many times she came, yada yada yada. By the time she was finished with her story we were all in tears with our sides aching from laughing.

Of course once the stories start each gf has to jump in & try to top the last story. Someday I too will have a One Night Stand story. I know mine will top all the rest, I just know it!